Marriage jokes
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BARTENDER: I think you've had enough, sir.
DRUNK: I just lost my wife, buddy!
BARTENDER: Well, it must be hard losing a wife....
DRUNK: It was almost impossible!
Both of my marriages have been disappointing. My first wife left me and my second one didn't.marr
Q: What do you call two spiders who just got married?
A: Newlywebs.
John: "I'm a man of few words."
Bill: "I'm married, too."
Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked.
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