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What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?
They toasted the bride and groom.
Two men were remembering their wedding days. "It was dreadful," said Fred. "I got the most terrible fright."
"What happened?" asked Harry.
"I married her," replied Fred.
Today is my twenty-fifth wedding anniversary.
Really?
Yes, I've been married twenty-five times!
A woman was in court charged with wounding her husband. "But why did you stab him over a hundred times?" asked the judge. "Oh, your Honor," replied the defendant, "I didn't know how to switch off the electric carving knife."
Young Actor: Dad, guess what? I've just got my first part in a play. I play the part of a man who's been married for 30 years.
Father: Well, keep at it, son. Maybe one day you'll get a speaking part.
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