Marriage jokes
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An English professor wrote the words, "woman without her man is a savage"
on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is a savage."
The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is a savage."
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
Marry her !
"I was in a very generous mood today," a woman says to her friend.
"I gave a poor beggar $25."
"Thats a lot of money to give away," says her friend. "What did your
husband say?"
"He said, 'Thank you'. "
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. "Congratulations,"
said the nurse, "but don't you think this is enough?" The woman replied,
"Are you kidding? This is the only vacation I get each year."
A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in
his class. He wrote on his paper,
"The early Mormons believed in having more than one wife. This is called
polygamy. But we believe in having only one wife. This is called monotony"
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