Marriage jokes

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The couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the
bar. "Elliot," she said, pointing "do you see that man downing bourbon at
the bar?"
The husband looked over and nodded. "Well," the woman continued, "he's
been drinking like that for 10 years, ever since I jilted him!"
The husband returned to his meal. "Nonsense," he said, "even that's not
worth so much celebrating!"

Rating: 4.0 |

Moe: My wife converted me to religion.
Joe: Really?
Moe: Yes. Until I married her I didn't believe in hell.

Rating: 3.0 |

Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man
speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the
man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

Rating: 3.8 |

NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?

SAGE: Clever men don't BECOME husbands!

Rating: 3.4 |

A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish
and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned
over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned
for a while but then smiled and said, "It really works!"

Rating: 3.0 |

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