Marriage jokes
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When Mr. Maxwell's wife left him he couldn't sleep.
"She took the bed!"
Marriage is nature's way of preventing people from fighting with strangers.
Two ladies were hanging out together and one was depressed. "What's wrong?"
The depressed one replied, "I've been married four times and everyone of my husbands has passed away."
The other lady asked, "What did they used to do?"
The depressed lady replied, "Well, my first husband was a millionaire, the second was a magician, the third was an evangelist, and the fourth was a mortician."
And the other said, "Oh, one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."
QUESTION: Do you know what is honeymoon? ANSWER: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
QUESTION: Why should a honeymoon only be six days? ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.
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